I've said it before. Trent Lott is a blonde. And I mean no offense to blondes. The former University of Southern Mississippi cheerleader has once again reminded me why I wasn't outraged when Senate Libs railroaded him out of his Majority Leader post for being racially insensitive. ( "Oh Senator Byrd, this is the Capitol Lost and Found desk. We have a white bedsheet here, Sir, and we think it might belong to you. ")
Miss Biloxi 1958 seems to think that SecDef Donald Rumsfeld isn't up to his job, because the Army Brass are grumbling about him. I've got news for Senator Lott. The Army Brass have been pissed at Rummy from Day One because he has been restructuring the armed services in ways that cut into their little fiefdoms. Besides, he's a Navy guy. I don't hear any admirals bitching about Rummy, do you Senator Farm Subsidy?
But these musings are wasted. This is the same man who couldn't see why Lt. Kelly Flynn's adultery with the spouse of an enlisted woman was a problem. ..and limited the Bill Clinton impeachment "trial" to three witnesses. It's time for him to have his roots touched up and his lips sewn shut.
